Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
