i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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