Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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