fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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