We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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