so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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