Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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