well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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