I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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