i permit you to call me
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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