eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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