would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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