Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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