Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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