Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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