I just pynch a tree in the face
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He felt like a one man threesome
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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