I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
My vagina just recognized that song.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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