I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
