The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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