Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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