i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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