yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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