just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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