I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
if i can run in heels then i can drive
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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