Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
zippers are such a cool invention
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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