i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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