no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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