It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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