are you still at the devil's house?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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