he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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