Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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