I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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