He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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