did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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