Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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