I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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