chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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