just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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