She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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