Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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