New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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