Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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