i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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