im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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