You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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