doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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