oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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