do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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