Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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