he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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