I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it because I queefed?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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