Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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