So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
is wine microwaveable?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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